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SOME WORDS HIT SUSPICIOUSLY CLOSE TO HOME.

You may not know the word yet. You might already be living it.

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FERNWEH (n.)

Homesick for somewhere that isn't home.

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QUOCKERWODGER (n.)

A puppet—or a person controlled by someone else.

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GOBEMOUCHE (n.)

Someone who believes everything they hear, especially gossip.

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COCKALORUM (n.)

A self-important little person with an impressively oversized ego.

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ICONOCLAST (n.)

Someone who challenges traditions, beliefs, and the occasional sacred cow.

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THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT

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WHY WORDSMIRK?

THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH BORING T-SHIRTS.

There are hundreds of thousands of words in the English language.

And somehow, most shirts keep using the same twelve.

WordSmirk™ is for the other ones. The obscure ones. The beautiful ones. The strangely specific ones. The foreign words English forgot to invent. And the words that describe you better than you probably wanted them to.

We find them. We give them a little attitude. You wear them.

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SEEN IN THE WILD

Apparently, These Words Get Out.

WordSmirk™ looks good online. But we think it looks considerably better on actual humans.

Here’s what happens when obscure words, questionable definitions, and people with suspiciously good vocabulary leave the website and venture into the real world.

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SELLING SUSPICIOUSLY WELL

Apparently, good taste is more common than we thought. These are the words people keep buying, wearing, gifting, and explaining to confused strangers.

Proceed with caution. You may accidentally become interesting.

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