Dirty Hoe Landscaping — Fitted Tee
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We work the beds all day.
Dirty hands. Beautiful beds. One extremely unfortunate company name. Dirty Hoe Landscaping is dedicated to keeping the neighborhood looking good, one bed at a time. This fitted tee pairs vintage landscaping-company artwork with a perfectly innocent slogan that somehow becomes considerably less innocent when everything is put together.
Gardening humor has officially hit rock bottom. We’re comfortable with that.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Dirty Hoe Landscaping — Fitted Tee
We work the beds all day.
Dirty hands. Beautiful beds. One extremely unfortunate company name. Dirty Hoe Landscaping is dedicated to keeping the neighborhood looking good, one bed at a time. This fitted tee pairs vintage landscaping-company artwork with a perfectly innocent slogan that somehow becomes considerably less innocent when everything is put together.
Gardening humor has officially hit rock bottom. We’re comfortable with that.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
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Black, Midnight Navy, Cool Blue, Graphite Black, Red, Forest Green, Heavy Metal, Royal Blue, Heather Grey, Desert Pink, Cream, Natural, Light Blue |
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| Size |
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