Screw Loose Hardware — Fitted Tee
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We’ve got a few missing.
Every neighborhood needs a dependable hardware store. This probably isn’t it. Screw Loose Hardware specializes in nuts, bolts, screws and employees who may or may not have all of theirs. The fitted tee uses distressed vintage hardware-store styling to make the fictional company look surprisingly legitimate.
For anyone who has been accused of having a screw loose and considers it a compliment.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Screw Loose Hardware — Fitted Tee
We’ve got a few missing.
Every neighborhood needs a dependable hardware store. This probably isn’t it. Screw Loose Hardware specializes in nuts, bolts, screws and employees who may or may not have all of theirs. The fitted tee uses distressed vintage hardware-store styling to make the fictional company look surprisingly legitimate.
For anyone who has been accused of having a screw loose and considers it a compliment.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
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| Color |
Black, Midnight Navy, Cool Blue, Graphite Black, Red, Forest Green, Heavy Metal, Royal Blue, Heather Grey, Desert Pink, Cream, Natural, Light Blue |
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| Size |
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