Cockalorum Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Self-Important & Smart-Ass Vocabulary Shirt
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A remarkably large ego in a conveniently compact package.
Meet COCKALORUM — a self-important little person with a remarkably generous opinion of themselves.
Featuring a clever vintage dictionary-inspired design with plenty of intellectual sarcasm, this long sleeve tee is made for word nerds, sarcasm enthusiasts, professional eye-rollers, and anyone who knows someone whose confidence dramatically exceeds their qualifications.
Part of the Smart-Ass Dictionary Collection — big words, questionable attitudes.
Stay comfortable. Look important. Let the vocabulary do the insulting.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
Cockalorum Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Self-Important & Smart-Ass Vocabulary Shirt
A remarkably large ego in a conveniently compact package.
Meet COCKALORUM — a self-important little person with a remarkably generous opinion of themselves.
Featuring a clever vintage dictionary-inspired design with plenty of intellectual sarcasm, this long sleeve tee is made for word nerds, sarcasm enthusiasts, professional eye-rollers, and anyone who knows someone whose confidence dramatically exceeds their qualifications.
Part of the Smart-Ass Dictionary Collection — big words, questionable attitudes.
Stay comfortable. Look important. Let the vocabulary do the insulting.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
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| Color |
Washed Navy, Washed Pine, Vintage White |
|---|---|
| Size |
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