Vespertine Travel Mug – Night Owl Coffee Mug
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Vespertine (adjective) — Relating to, occurring, or becoming active in the evening.
Basically, your internal clock looked at normal business hours and said, “No, thank you.”
The Vespertine Travel Mug is for night owls, sunset chasers, late-night thinkers, nocturnal wanderers, and anyone who thinks coffee after 8:00 p.m. sounds less like a bad idea and more like a solid plan for the evening.
Fill it with coffee for the night shift.
Tea for the moonlit walk.
Something aggressively caffeinated for the project you inexplicably decided to start at 11:43 p.m.
Take it on evening drives, late-night adventures, after-hours coffee runs, or anywhere morning people have finally gone home and stopped asking why you look tired.
Because some people need caffeine to wake up.
You need caffeine to continue whatever the hell you started after sunset.
That’s vespertine.
The sun is down.
The mug is full.
Your productivity has inexplicably arrived.
WordSmirk™
Find it. Wear it. Smirk accordingly.
Vespertine Travel Mug – Night Owl Coffee Mug
Vespertine (adjective) — Relating to, occurring, or becoming active in the evening.
Basically, your internal clock looked at normal business hours and said, “No, thank you.”
The Vespertine Travel Mug is for night owls, sunset chasers, late-night thinkers, nocturnal wanderers, and anyone who thinks coffee after 8:00 p.m. sounds less like a bad idea and more like a solid plan for the evening.
Fill it with coffee for the night shift.
Tea for the moonlit walk.
Something aggressively caffeinated for the project you inexplicably decided to start at 11:43 p.m.
Take it on evening drives, late-night adventures, after-hours coffee runs, or anywhere morning people have finally gone home and stopped asking why you look tired.
Because some people need caffeine to wake up.
You need caffeine to continue whatever the hell you started after sunset.
That’s vespertine.
The sun is down.
The mug is full.
Your productivity has inexplicably arrived.
WordSmirk™
Find it. Wear it. Smirk accordingly.
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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25 oz, 40 oz |
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