Noctivagant Travel Mug – Night Wanderer Coffee Mug
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Noctivagant (adjective) — Wandering or roaming at night.
Basically, you’re going nowhere in particular, after dark, with caffeine. What could possibly go wrong?
The Noctivagant Travel Mug is for night owls, midnight wanderers, late-night drivers, moonlight explorers, and anyone who believes coffee tastes significantly better when consumed at an hour their doctor would strongly discourage.
Fill it with coffee.
Fill it with tea.
Fill it with whatever keeps you wandering long after sensible people have brushed their teeth and made responsible decisions.
Take it on midnight drives, late-night walks, overnight road trips, stargazing adventures, 24-hour diner excursions, or that innocent “I’m just going out for a little while” trip that somehow ends three towns away at 2:46 a.m.
Because some people need coffee to start their day.
You need it because your day apparently refuses to end.
That’s noctivagant.
Fill the mug.
Wait for darkness.
Pick a direction.
If anyone asks where you’re going, look mysterious and say, “Elsewhere.”
Then leave before they ask follow-up questions.
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Noctivagant Travel Mug – Night Wanderer Coffee Mug
Noctivagant (adjective) — Wandering or roaming at night.
Basically, you’re going nowhere in particular, after dark, with caffeine. What could possibly go wrong?
The Noctivagant Travel Mug is for night owls, midnight wanderers, late-night drivers, moonlight explorers, and anyone who believes coffee tastes significantly better when consumed at an hour their doctor would strongly discourage.
Fill it with coffee.
Fill it with tea.
Fill it with whatever keeps you wandering long after sensible people have brushed their teeth and made responsible decisions.
Take it on midnight drives, late-night walks, overnight road trips, stargazing adventures, 24-hour diner excursions, or that innocent “I’m just going out for a little while” trip that somehow ends three towns away at 2:46 a.m.
Because some people need coffee to start their day.
You need it because your day apparently refuses to end.
That’s noctivagant.
Fill the mug.
Wait for darkness.
Pick a direction.
If anyone asks where you’re going, look mysterious and say, “Elsewhere.”
Then leave before they ask follow-up questions.
WordSmirk™
Find it. Wear it. Smirk accordingly.
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And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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25 oz, 40 oz |
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