Big Deck Energy — Fitted Tee
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Size matters. Especially outdoors.
You either have Big Deck Energy or you don’t. This fitted tee celebrates the fictional outdoor-living specialists who understand that when it comes to decks, confidence is everything. Designed to resemble a vintage local contractor shirt, the distressed artwork, retro styling and suspiciously enthusiastic slogan make the joke even better the second time someone reads it.
For people who aren’t afraid to show off their deck.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Big Deck Energy — Fitted Tee
Size matters. Especially outdoors.
You either have Big Deck Energy or you don’t. This fitted tee celebrates the fictional outdoor-living specialists who understand that when it comes to decks, confidence is everything. Designed to resemble a vintage local contractor shirt, the distressed artwork, retro styling and suspiciously enthusiastic slogan make the joke even better the second time someone reads it.
For people who aren’t afraid to show off their deck.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
| Color |
Black, Midnight Navy, Cool Blue, Graphite Black, Red, Forest Green, Heavy Metal, Royal Blue, Heather Grey, Desert Pink, Cream, Natural, Light Blue |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL |