Ruminate Eco Tote Bag – Funny Overthinking & Anxious Thoughts Tote
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Carries everything—including thoughts you should have left at home.
Meet RUMINATE — to think about the same thing repeatedly until you discover entirely new ways it could go wrong.
Featuring a clever overthinking-inspired design with plenty of relatable mental chaos, this eco tote is made for chronic overthinkers, conversation replayers, mental list-makers, and anyone whose brain insists on carrying considerably more than necessary.
Part of the Overthinkers Club Collection — we’ve thought about this collection extensively.
Carry the essentials. Replay everything. Ruminate responsibly.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Ruminate Eco Tote Bag – Funny Overthinking & Anxious Thoughts Tote
Carries everything—including thoughts you should have left at home.
Meet RUMINATE — to think about the same thing repeatedly until you discover entirely new ways it could go wrong.
Featuring a clever overthinking-inspired design with plenty of relatable mental chaos, this eco tote is made for chronic overthinkers, conversation replayers, mental list-makers, and anyone whose brain insists on carrying considerably more than necessary.
Part of the Overthinkers Club Collection — we’ve thought about this collection extensively.
Carry the essentials. Replay everything. Ruminate responsibly.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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