Quockerwodger Travel Mug – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Coffee Mug
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Because even puppets need caffeine before someone starts pulling the strings.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Travel Mug brings obscure vocabulary, vintage style, and a healthy dose of WordSmirk™ sarcasm along for the ride. The retro-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, giving this delightfully strange word exactly the visual treatment it deserves.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, teachers, writers, bookworms, trivia fans, coffee drinkers, commuters, and anyone who prefers their morning beverage with a side of unusually specific sarcasm. Take it to work, class, meetings, road trips, or anywhere people might eventually ask the inevitable question: “What on earth is a quockerwodger?”
It also makes a clever and unexpected gift for someone who collects strange words, loves intelligent humor, or spends enough time in meetings to recognize a few metaphorical strings being pulled.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary and the wonderfully peculiar behavior humans have somehow managed to name.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Sip the coffee. Wear the smirk. Explain the word.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
Quockerwodger Travel Mug – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Coffee Mug
Because even puppets need caffeine before someone starts pulling the strings.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Travel Mug brings obscure vocabulary, vintage style, and a healthy dose of WordSmirk™ sarcasm along for the ride. The retro-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, giving this delightfully strange word exactly the visual treatment it deserves.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, teachers, writers, bookworms, trivia fans, coffee drinkers, commuters, and anyone who prefers their morning beverage with a side of unusually specific sarcasm. Take it to work, class, meetings, road trips, or anywhere people might eventually ask the inevitable question: “What on earth is a quockerwodger?”
It also makes a clever and unexpected gift for someone who collects strange words, loves intelligent humor, or spends enough time in meetings to recognize a few metaphorical strings being pulled.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary and the wonderfully peculiar behavior humans have somehow managed to name.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Sip the coffee. Wear the smirk. Explain the word.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
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Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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