Quockerwodger Sweatshirt – Funny Puppet & People-Pleaser Word Sweatshirt
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Some people pull the strings. Some people just pretend they don’t see them.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Sweatshirt turns this obscure linguistic gem into classic WordSmirk™ wearable sarcasm. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives it the character of a forgotten dictionary illustration with a sense of humor.
It’s an ideal sweatshirt for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, introverts, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, and anyone who appreciates humor that takes a second to process. It also makes an unexpectedly clever gift for that friend who collects strange words—or occasionally needs reminding who is actually pulling the strings.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates the strange corners of the English language where obscure vocabulary and questionable human behavior meet.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Wear the word. Wait for the question. Enjoy the explanation.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Quockerwodger Sweatshirt – Funny Puppet & People-Pleaser Word Sweatshirt
Some people pull the strings. Some people just pretend they don’t see them.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Sweatshirt turns this obscure linguistic gem into classic WordSmirk™ wearable sarcasm. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives it the character of a forgotten dictionary illustration with a sense of humor.
It’s an ideal sweatshirt for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, introverts, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, and anyone who appreciates humor that takes a second to process. It also makes an unexpectedly clever gift for that friend who collects strange words—or occasionally needs reminding who is actually pulling the strings.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates the strange corners of the English language where obscure vocabulary and questionable human behavior meet.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Wear the word. Wait for the question. Enjoy the explanation.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |