Quockerwodger Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Hoodie
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Comfortably independent. Strings sold separately.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with the kind of obscure vocabulary that makes people stop, stare, and eventually ask what you're wearing. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style for unmistakable WordSmirk™ character.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, sarcastic thinkers, and anyone who prefers their comfortable clothes with an unnecessarily sophisticated sense of humor. Throw it on for coffee runs, bookstore trips, lazy weekends, chilly evenings, or meetings where you're definitely making all your own decisions.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent humor, or knows exactly how many metaphorical strings are being pulled around them.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully strange words that are simply too good to disappear.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Wear the word. Stay comfortable. Question the strings.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
Quockerwodger Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Hoodie
Comfortably independent. Strings sold separately.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with the kind of obscure vocabulary that makes people stop, stare, and eventually ask what you're wearing. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style for unmistakable WordSmirk™ character.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, sarcastic thinkers, and anyone who prefers their comfortable clothes with an unnecessarily sophisticated sense of humor. Throw it on for coffee runs, bookstore trips, lazy weekends, chilly evenings, or meetings where you're definitely making all your own decisions.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent humor, or knows exactly how many metaphorical strings are being pulled around them.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully strange words that are simply too good to disappear.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Wear the word. Stay comfortable. Question the strings.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
| Color |
Black, Pine Green, Cobalt, Chestnut, Clay, Cypress |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |