Quockerwodger Eco Tote Bag – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Tote
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Carrying your own stuff. Whether you're pulling the strings is another question.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Eco Tote Bag turns this gloriously obscure word into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that makes an obscure dictionary entry considerably more entertaining.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, library regulars, farmers-market wanderers, and anyone who believes a tote bag should occasionally require an explanation. Carry your books, groceries, everyday essentials, or whatever else you've independently decided to bring along.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent humor, or has a suspicious talent for recognizing when someone else is pulling the strings.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully unnecessary words that deserve another moment in the spotlight.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Carry the bag. Confuse the crowd. Explain the word.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
Quockerwodger Eco Tote Bag – Funny Puppet & Weird Word Tote
Carrying your own stuff. Whether you're pulling the strings is another question.
Meet QUOCKERWODGER — a wonderfully weird word for a puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
The Quockerwodger Eco Tote Bag turns this gloriously obscure word into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. The vintage-inspired design features a marionette suspended by very obvious strings, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that makes an obscure dictionary entry considerably more entertaining.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, library regulars, farmers-market wanderers, and anyone who believes a tote bag should occasionally require an explanation. Carry your books, groceries, everyday essentials, or whatever else you've independently decided to bring along.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent humor, or has a suspicious talent for recognizing when someone else is pulling the strings.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Quockerwodger celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully unnecessary words that deserve another moment in the spotlight.
QUOCKERWODGER
noun
A puppet controlled by strings, or someone whose independence is mostly decorative.
Carry the bag. Confuse the crowd. Explain the word.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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Black, Oyster |
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