Latibulate Classic Tee – Funny Introvert & Staying Home T-Shirt
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Sometimes the best social plan is becoming temporarily unavailable.
Meet LATIBULATE — to hide away somewhere comfortable until people stop looking for you.
Featuring a quietly clever introvert-inspired design with a minimalist vintage aesthetic, this classic tee is made for introverts, homebodies, professional invitation-decliners, and anyone who considers disappearing somewhere cozy a perfectly reasonable form of self-care.
Part of the Introvert Society Collection — people are wonderful. In moderation.
Stay comfortable. Hide successfully. Latibulate accordingly.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Latibulate Classic Tee – Funny Introvert & Staying Home T-Shirt
Sometimes the best social plan is becoming temporarily unavailable.
Meet LATIBULATE — to hide away somewhere comfortable until people stop looking for you.
Featuring a quietly clever introvert-inspired design with a minimalist vintage aesthetic, this classic tee is made for introverts, homebodies, professional invitation-decliners, and anyone who considers disappearing somewhere cozy a perfectly reasonable form of self-care.
Part of the Introvert Society Collection — people are wonderful. In moderation.
Stay comfortable. Hide successfully. Latibulate accordingly.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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| Color |
Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest Green, Cardinal, Charcoal, Military Green, Graphite Heather, Gold, Sand |
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| Size |
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