Gobemouche Sweatshirt – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Sweatshirt
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Why fact-check when believing everything is so much more efficient?
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Sweatshirt turns this wonderfully obscure piece of vocabulary into wearable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives the word exactly the peculiar personality it deserves.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip connoisseurs, and anyone who has ever watched a completely ridiculous story travel around the room without encountering a single follow-up question.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who begins every conversation with, “You are not going to believe what I just heard.”
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words you didn't know you needed.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Start the conversation. Question the gossip.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Gobemouche Sweatshirt – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Sweatshirt
Why fact-check when believing everything is so much more efficient?
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Sweatshirt turns this wonderfully obscure piece of vocabulary into wearable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives the word exactly the peculiar personality it deserves.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip connoisseurs, and anyone who has ever watched a completely ridiculous story travel around the room without encountering a single follow-up question.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who begins every conversation with, “You are not going to believe what I just heard.”
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words you didn't know you needed.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Start the conversation. Question the gossip.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
| Color |
Black, Maroon, Dark Heather, Royal, Charcoal, Graphite Heather |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |