Gobemouche Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Hoodie
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Comfortable enough to believe everything you hear. Questionable enough to repeat it.
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with the wonderfully obscure vocabulary and dry humor of WordSmirk™. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that turns questionable information into surprisingly wearable art.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever heard “Apparently...” followed by something that was almost certainly not apparent at all. Throw it on for coffee runs, bookstore trips, casual weekends, chilly evenings, or any gathering where rumors are circulating faster than facts.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who can transform “somebody mentioned...” into established fact before the conversation is over.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve to make a comeback.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Hear the rumor. Question the source.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
Gobemouche Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Hoodie
Comfortable enough to believe everything you hear. Questionable enough to repeat it.
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with the wonderfully obscure vocabulary and dry humor of WordSmirk™. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that turns questionable information into surprisingly wearable art.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever heard “Apparently...” followed by something that was almost certainly not apparent at all. Throw it on for coffee runs, bookstore trips, casual weekends, chilly evenings, or any gathering where rumors are circulating faster than facts.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who can transform “somebody mentioned...” into established fact before the conversation is over.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve to make a comeback.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Hear the rumor. Question the source.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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