Gobemouche Eco Tote Bag – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Tote
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Carrying everything you heard. Accuracy sold separately.
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Eco Tote Bag turns this wonderfully obscure piece of vocabulary into portable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives questionable information a surprisingly sophisticated presentation.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, library regulars, and anyone who believes a tote bag should occasionally make strangers reach for a dictionary. Carry your books, groceries, everyday essentials—and perhaps a completely unverified story you heard from someone who heard it from someone.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who never met a rumor they weren't willing to consider immediately credible.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve another moment in the spotlight.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Carry the bag. Hear the rumor. Question the source.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
Gobemouche Eco Tote Bag – Funny Gossip & Weird Word Tote
Carrying everything you heard. Accuracy sold separately.
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Eco Tote Bag turns this wonderfully obscure piece of vocabulary into portable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that gives questionable information a surprisingly sophisticated presentation.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, library regulars, and anyone who believes a tote bag should occasionally make strangers reach for a dictionary. Carry your books, groceries, everyday essentials—and perhaps a completely unverified story you heard from someone who heard it from someone.
It also makes a clever gift for someone who collects unusual words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who never met a rumor they weren't willing to consider immediately credible.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve another moment in the spotlight.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Carry the bag. Hear the rumor. Question the source.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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Black, Oyster |
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