Gobemouche Classic Tee – Funny Gossip & Weird Word T-Shirt
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Why fact-check when believing everything is so much more efficient?
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Classic Tee turns this wonderfully obscure word into wearable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that makes questionable information look surprisingly sophisticated.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever watched “I heard somewhere...” transform into unquestionable fact before their very eyes. It’s a conversation-starting tee for people who prefer their humor clever, obscure, and just a little judgmental.
It also makes a memorable gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who somehow knows absolutely everything about everybody—and none of the sources.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve to make a comeback.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Start the conversation. Question the gossip.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Gobemouche Classic Tee – Funny Gossip & Weird Word T-Shirt
Why fact-check when believing everything is so much more efficient?
Meet GOBEMOUCHE — a delightfully weird word for a person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
The Gobemouche Classic Tee turns this wonderfully obscure word into wearable WordSmirk™ humor. The vintage-inspired design features a wide-eyed listener with an exaggerated ear and incoming speech bubbles, rendered in a distressed retro screen-print style that makes questionable information look surprisingly sophisticated.
Perfect for word lovers, vocabulary nerds, bookworms, teachers, writers, trivia fans, gossip enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever watched “I heard somewhere...” transform into unquestionable fact before their very eyes. It’s a conversation-starting tee for people who prefer their humor clever, obscure, and just a little judgmental.
It also makes a memorable gift for someone who collects strange words, appreciates intelligent sarcasm, or has that one friend who somehow knows absolutely everything about everybody—and none of the sources.
Part of the Delightfully Weird Collection, Gobemouche celebrates obscure vocabulary, peculiar human behavior, and wonderfully specific words that deserve to make a comeback.
GOBEMOUCHE
noun
A person who believes absolutely everything they hear, making ordinary gossip considerably more efficient.
Wear the word. Start the conversation. Question the gossip.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
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Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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