Fuddy-Duddy Sweatshirt – Funny Old-Fashioned & Vintage Humor Sweatshirt
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Old-fashioned? Perhaps. Wrong? Absolutely not.
Meet FUDDY-DUDDY — hopelessly old-fashioned, usually according to people who can’t operate a rotary phone.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of vintage attitude, this sweatshirt is made for old souls, proud traditionalists, retro lovers, and anyone who remembers when things worked perfectly well without an app.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Stay comfortable. Keep your standards. Embrace the fuddy-duddy.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Fuddy-Duddy Sweatshirt – Funny Old-Fashioned & Vintage Humor Sweatshirt
Old-fashioned? Perhaps. Wrong? Absolutely not.
Meet FUDDY-DUDDY — hopelessly old-fashioned, usually according to people who can’t operate a rotary phone.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of vintage attitude, this sweatshirt is made for old souls, proud traditionalists, retro lovers, and anyone who remembers when things worked perfectly well without an app.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Stay comfortable. Keep your standards. Embrace the fuddy-duddy.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
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