Fuddy-Duddy Classic Tee – Funny Old-Fashioned & Vintage Humor T-Shirt
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Old-fashioned? Perhaps. Wrong? Absolutely not.
Meet FUDDY-DUDDY — hopelessly old-fashioned, usually according to people who can’t operate a rotary phone.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of vintage attitude, this classic tee is made for old souls, proud traditionalists, retro lovers, and anyone who remembers when things worked perfectly well without an app.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Keep your standards. Ignore the trends. Embrace the fuddy-duddy.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Fuddy-Duddy Classic Tee – Funny Old-Fashioned & Vintage Humor T-Shirt
Old-fashioned? Perhaps. Wrong? Absolutely not.
Meet FUDDY-DUDDY — hopelessly old-fashioned, usually according to people who can’t operate a rotary phone.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of vintage attitude, this classic tee is made for old souls, proud traditionalists, retro lovers, and anyone who remembers when things worked perfectly well without an app.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Keep your standards. Ignore the trends. Embrace the fuddy-duddy.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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