Curmudgeon Travel Mug – Funny Grumpy Old Person & Vintage Humor Coffee Mug
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Coffee first. Complaints immediately afterward.
Meet CURMUDGEON — a delightfully grumpy person who has lived long enough to know exactly what annoys them.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of well-earned attitude, this travel mug is made for lovable grumps, sarcastic old souls, seasoned complainers, and anyone who prefers their coffee hot and their nonsense kept to a minimum.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Fill it up. Stay caffeinated. Keep complaining.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Curmudgeon Travel Mug – Funny Grumpy Old Person & Vintage Humor Coffee Mug
Coffee first. Complaints immediately afterward.
Meet CURMUDGEON — a delightfully grumpy person who has lived long enough to know exactly what annoys them.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of well-earned attitude, this travel mug is made for lovable grumps, sarcastic old souls, seasoned complainers, and anyone who prefers their coffee hot and their nonsense kept to a minimum.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Fill it up. Stay caffeinated. Keep complaining.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
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