Curmudgeon Eco Tote Bag – Funny Grumpy Old Person & Vintage Humor Tote
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Plenty of room for groceries. Absolutely none for nonsense.
Meet CURMUDGEON — a delightfully grumpy person who has lived long enough to know exactly what annoys them.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of well-earned attitude, this eco tote is made for lovable grumps, sarcastic old souls, seasoned complainers, and anyone who has officially run out of patience for foolishness.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Carry the essentials. Leave the nonsense behind. Embrace the curmudgeon.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Curmudgeon Eco Tote Bag – Funny Grumpy Old Person & Vintage Humor Tote
Plenty of room for groceries. Absolutely none for nonsense.
Meet CURMUDGEON — a delightfully grumpy person who has lived long enough to know exactly what annoys them.
Featuring a nostalgic retro design with plenty of well-earned attitude, this eco tote is made for lovable grumps, sarcastic old souls, seasoned complainers, and anyone who has officially run out of patience for foolishness.
Part of the Vintage Humans Collection — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.
Carry the essentials. Leave the nonsense behind. Embrace the curmudgeon.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
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And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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