Contumacious Sweatshirt – Rebellious Spirit & Defiant Vocabulary Sweatshirt
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Following instructions was never really the plan.
Meet CONTUMACIOUS — stubbornly refusing to obey authority, particularly when authority is being annoying about it.
Featuring a bold vintage rebel-inspired design with plenty of unapologetic attitude, this sweatshirt is made for independent thinkers, stubborn rule-breakers, professional dissenters, and anyone whose natural response to “you have to” is “watch me.”
Part of the Rebel Vocabulary Collection — words that don’t follow instructions particularly well.
Stay warm. Question authority. Remain contumacious.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Contumacious Sweatshirt – Rebellious Spirit & Defiant Vocabulary Sweatshirt
Following instructions was never really the plan.
Meet CONTUMACIOUS — stubbornly refusing to obey authority, particularly when authority is being annoying about it.
Featuring a bold vintage rebel-inspired design with plenty of unapologetic attitude, this sweatshirt is made for independent thinkers, stubborn rule-breakers, professional dissenters, and anyone whose natural response to “you have to” is “watch me.”
Part of the Rebel Vocabulary Collection — words that don’t follow instructions particularly well.
Stay warm. Question authority. Remain contumacious.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
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