Contumacious Relaxed Hoodie – Rebellious Spirit & Defiant Vocabulary Hoodie
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Comfortable, defiant, and still not following instructions.
Meet CONTUMACIOUS — stubbornly refusing to obey authority, particularly when authority is being annoying about it.
Featuring a bold vintage rebel-inspired design with plenty of unapologetic attitude, this relaxed hoodie is made for independent thinkers, stubborn rule-breakers, professional dissenters, and anyone whose natural response to “you have to” is “watch me.”
Part of the Rebel Vocabulary Collection — words that don’t follow instructions particularly well.
Get comfortable. Question authority. Remain contumacious.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Contumacious Relaxed Hoodie – Rebellious Spirit & Defiant Vocabulary Hoodie
Comfortable, defiant, and still not following instructions.
Meet CONTUMACIOUS — stubbornly refusing to obey authority, particularly when authority is being annoying about it.
Featuring a bold vintage rebel-inspired design with plenty of unapologetic attitude, this relaxed hoodie is made for independent thinkers, stubborn rule-breakers, professional dissenters, and anyone whose natural response to “you have to” is “watch me.”
Part of the Rebel Vocabulary Collection — words that don’t follow instructions particularly well.
Get comfortable. Question authority. Remain contumacious.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
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