Canoodle Eco Tote Bag – Funny Cuddling & Naughty Dictionary Tote
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Carries everything you need. Except your ability to behave in public.
Meet CANOODLE — to cuddle and kiss while everyone around you quietly wishes you’d get a room.
Featuring a playful vintage dictionary-inspired design with a sophisticated wink of adult humor, this eco tote is made for affectionate couples, shameless romantics, word nerds, and anyone who appreciates vocabulary with slightly questionable intentions.
Part of The Naughty Dictionary Collection — words your English teacher conveniently skipped.
Carry the essentials. Get closer. Canoodle responsibly.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Canoodle Eco Tote Bag – Funny Cuddling & Naughty Dictionary Tote
Carries everything you need. Except your ability to behave in public.
Meet CANOODLE — to cuddle and kiss while everyone around you quietly wishes you’d get a room.
Featuring a playful vintage dictionary-inspired design with a sophisticated wink of adult humor, this eco tote is made for affectionate couples, shameless romantics, word nerds, and anyone who appreciates vocabulary with slightly questionable intentions.
Part of The Naughty Dictionary Collection — words your English teacher conveniently skipped.
Carry the essentials. Get closer. Canoodle responsibly.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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