Bandwidth Travel Mug – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Coffee Mug
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Your bandwidth is gone. Your coffee shouldn't be.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Travel Mug turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s made for mornings when your inbox is already overflowing, your calendar has somehow double-booked itself, and someone asks whether you “have the bandwidth” for one more quick project before you’ve finished your coffee.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, deliverables, action items, and “quick syncs.” Take it to the office, your next meeting, the commute, or anywhere caffeine is required to maintain professional-level bandwidth.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose actual availability and calendar availability have stopped being remotely related.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Refill the coffee. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
Bandwidth Travel Mug – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Coffee Mug
Your bandwidth is gone. Your coffee shouldn't be.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Travel Mug turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s made for mornings when your inbox is already overflowing, your calendar has somehow double-booked itself, and someone asks whether you “have the bandwidth” for one more quick project before you’ve finished your coffee.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, deliverables, action items, and “quick syncs.” Take it to the office, your next meeting, the commute, or anywhere caffeine is required to maintain professional-level bandwidth.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose actual availability and calendar availability have stopped being remotely related.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Refill the coffee. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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25 oz, 40 oz |
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