Bandwidth Sweatshirt – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Sweatshirt
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Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world's favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Sweatshirt turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s made for anyone who has been asked whether they “have the bandwidth” while staring at an inbox, calendar, and task list that have already answered the question.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the strange dialect of meetings and email threads. Wear it to the office, on your next video call, during another “quick sync,” or while protecting the approximately three minutes of bandwidth you still have left.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, bosses, managers, and that colleague whose calendar looks like someone lost a game of Tetris.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Bandwidth Sweatshirt – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Sweatshirt
Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world's favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Sweatshirt turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s made for anyone who has been asked whether they “have the bandwidth” while staring at an inbox, calendar, and task list that have already answered the question.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the strange dialect of meetings and email threads. Wear it to the office, on your next video call, during another “quick sync,” or while protecting the approximately three minutes of bandwidth you still have left.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, bosses, managers, and that colleague whose calendar looks like someone lost a game of Tetris.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |