Bandwidth Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Hoodie
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Maximum comfort. Minimum available bandwidth.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with perfectly calibrated WordSmirk™ corporate sarcasm. It’s made for those days when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar has become an act of aggression, and someone still appears with “just one quick thing” they’d like you to squeeze in.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, and anyone fluent in the strange dialect of deliverables, action items, touch bases, and “quick syncs.” Throw it on for working from home, casual office days, coffee runs, chilly commutes, or meetings that definitely could have been emails.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose calendar technically contains thirty minutes of white space, so naturally everyone assumes they're available.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Get comfortable. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
Bandwidth Relaxed Hoodie – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Hoodie
Maximum comfort. Minimum available bandwidth.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with perfectly calibrated WordSmirk™ corporate sarcasm. It’s made for those days when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar has become an act of aggression, and someone still appears with “just one quick thing” they’d like you to squeeze in.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, and anyone fluent in the strange dialect of deliverables, action items, touch bases, and “quick syncs.” Throw it on for working from home, casual office days, coffee runs, chilly commutes, or meetings that definitely could have been emails.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose calendar technically contains thirty minutes of white space, so naturally everyone assumes they're available.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Get comfortable. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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