Bandwidth Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Shirt
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Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Long Sleeve Tee turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. Perfect for those days when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar has no white space, and someone still asks whether you “have the bandwidth” for one more quick project.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, emails, and “quick syncs.” It’s comfortable enough for working from home and appropriately sarcastic for wearing to the office.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who responds to every new request with a prolonged stare at their calendar.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ¾ | 28-31 |
| S | 27 ¾ | 31-34 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 34-37 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 50-53 |
Bandwidth Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Shirt
Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Long Sleeve Tee turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. Perfect for those days when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar has no white space, and someone still asks whether you “have the bandwidth” for one more quick project.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, emails, and “quick syncs.” It’s comfortable enough for working from home and appropriately sarcastic for wearing to the office.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who responds to every new request with a prolonged stare at their calendar.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ¾ | 28-31 |
| S | 27 ¾ | 31-34 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 34-37 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 50-53 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
| Color |
Black, Washed Black, Washed Navy, Washed Pine, Vintage White |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |