Bandwidth Eco Tote Bag – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Tote
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Plenty of carrying capacity. Absolutely no additional bandwidth.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Eco Tote Bag turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for carrying everything from laptops and notebooks to groceries and whatever else someone decided was suddenly “high priority.”
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, deliverables, action items, and “quick syncs.” Take it to work, the coffee shop, bookstore, farmers market, or your next meeting about the meeting you already had.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose tote has considerably more available capacity than their calendar.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Carry the bag. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
Bandwidth Eco Tote Bag – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Tote
Plenty of carrying capacity. Absolutely no additional bandwidth.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Eco Tote Bag turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for carrying everything from laptops and notebooks to groceries and whatever else someone decided was suddenly “high priority.”
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, and anyone fluent in the peculiar language of meetings, deliverables, action items, and “quick syncs.” Take it to work, the coffee shop, bookstore, farmers market, or your next meeting about the meeting you already had.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose tote has considerably more available capacity than their calendar.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Carry the bag. Decline the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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Black, Oyster |
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