Bandwidth Classic Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor T-Shirt
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Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Classic Tee turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for those moments when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar resembles competitive Tetris, and someone still asks whether you “have the bandwidth” to take on one more thing.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of meetings, emails, deliverables, and “quick syncs.” Wear it to the office, on casual Friday, during your next video call, or whenever your available bandwidth has officially reached zero.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose response to “Do you have a minute?” increasingly resembles a cry for help.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Bandwidth Classic Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor T-Shirt
Apparently, “I don’t have time” needed a meeting-friendly translation.
Meet BANDWIDTH — the corporate world’s favorite way of saying “I could do that, but absolutely not right now.”
The Bandwidth Classic Tee turns one of office culture’s most overworked buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for those moments when your inbox is overflowing, your calendar resembles competitive Tetris, and someone still asks whether you “have the bandwidth” to take on one more thing.
Perfect for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project managers, consultants, HR teams, coworkers, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of meetings, emails, deliverables, and “quick syncs.” Wear it to the office, on casual Friday, during your next video call, or whenever your available bandwidth has officially reached zero.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague whose response to “Do you have a minute?” increasingly resembles a cry for help.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Bandwidth celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to avoid saying what we actually mean.
BANDWIDTH
noun
Corporate measurement indicating how much additional work can be assigned before someone starts ignoring Slack.
Wear the jargon. Survive the meeting. Protect your bandwidth.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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