Alignment Travel Mug – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Coffee Mug
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Nothing has been decided. But at least we’re aligned.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Travel Mug turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for mornings when you haven’t finished your first coffee but have already been invited to a meeting to “get everyone aligned” before another meeting can determine what actually happens next.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Take it to the office, your next video call, the commute, or any meeting where being caffeinated significantly improves stakeholder alignment.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who believes every disagreement can be solved with another thirty-minute alignment call.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Refill the coffee. Schedule the follow-up. Achieve alignment.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
Alignment Travel Mug – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Coffee Mug
Nothing has been decided. But at least we’re aligned.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Travel Mug turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for mornings when you haven’t finished your first coffee but have already been invited to a meeting to “get everyone aligned” before another meeting can determine what actually happens next.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Take it to the office, your next video call, the commute, or any meeting where being caffeinated significantly improves stakeholder alignment.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who believes every disagreement can be solved with another thirty-minute alignment call.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Refill the coffee. Schedule the follow-up. Achieve alignment.
• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | E (inches) | |
| 25 oz | 3 ¼ | 7 ⅞ | 4 ⅝ | 3 ⅜ | 2 ¾ |
| 40 oz | 4 | 10 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ⅞ |
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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25 oz, 40 oz |
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