Nothing has been decided. But at least we're aligned.

Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world's favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they're still not entirely sure they're doing.

The Alignment Sweatshirt turns one of office culture's most relentlessly useful buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It's made for those meetings where twelve people spend forty-five minutes getting “aligned” before scheduling another meeting to determine what actually happens next.

Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Wear it to the office, your next team meeting, a “quick sync,” or anywhere everyone needs to get on the same page despite nobody knowing where the page is.

It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who cannot approve lunch without first ensuring stakeholder alignment.

Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.

ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.

Get aligned. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we're all on the same page.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

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