Maximum comfort. Complete alignment still pending.

Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.

The Alignment Relaxed Hoodie combines cozy comfort with perfectly calibrated WordSmirk™ corporate sarcasm. It’s made for those days when the team has spent forty-five minutes getting “aligned,” three stakeholders still have questions, and someone has already scheduled a follow-up meeting to make sure everyone remains on the same page.

Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Throw it on for working from home, casual office days, coffee runs, chilly commutes, or another meeting where achieving alignment somehow becomes the primary deliverable.

It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who believes every decision requires alignment, realignment, stakeholder buy-in, and at least one additional calendar invitation.

Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.

ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.

Get comfortable. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we’re all on the same page.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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