Alignment Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Shirt
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Nothing has been decided. But at least we're aligned.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Long Sleeve Tee turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for those meetings where twelve people spend forty-five minutes getting “aligned” before scheduling another meeting to determine what actually happens next.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Wear it to the office, on casual days, during your next video call, or whenever someone announces that “we just need to make sure everyone is aligned.”
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who cannot make a decision without first checking whether all relevant stakeholders are on the same page.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Get aligned. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we’re all on the same page.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ¾ | 28-31 |
| S | 27 ¾ | 31-34 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 34-37 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 50-53 |
Alignment Long Sleeve Tee – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Shirt
Nothing has been decided. But at least we're aligned.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Long Sleeve Tee turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into wearable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for those meetings where twelve people spend forty-five minutes getting “aligned” before scheduling another meeting to determine what actually happens next.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Wear it to the office, on casual days, during your next video call, or whenever someone announces that “we just need to make sure everyone is aligned.”
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who cannot make a decision without first checking whether all relevant stakeholders are on the same page.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Get aligned. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we’re all on the same page.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Semi-dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitched neck
• Soft garment-dyed finish with natural shade variation
As a result of the dye process, each product is unique and shade differences are natural and expected.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ¾ | 28-31 |
| S | 27 ¾ | 31-34 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 34-37 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 50-53 |
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Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
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Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
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Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
| Color |
Black, Washed Black, Washed Navy, Washed Pine, Vintage White |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |