Alignment Eco Tote Bag – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Tote
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Everything fits in the bag. Getting everyone on the same page is another problem.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Eco Tote Bag turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for carrying laptops, notebooks, groceries, meeting notes, and seventeen different interpretations of what everyone supposedly agreed to during the last call.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Carry it to work, the coffee shop, bookstore, farmers market, or your next meeting about achieving alignment before the actual work can begin.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who believes no decision should proceed until every stakeholder has been consulted, aligned, realigned, and invited to a follow-up meeting.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Carry the bag. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we’re all on the same page.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
Alignment Eco Tote Bag – Funny Corporate Buzzword & Office Humor Tote
Everything fits in the bag. Getting everyone on the same page is another problem.
Meet ALIGNMENT — the corporate world’s favorite way of making sure everyone agrees about what they’re still not entirely sure they’re doing.
The Alignment Eco Tote Bag turns one of office culture’s most relentlessly useful buzzwords into portable WordSmirk™ sarcasm. It’s perfect for carrying laptops, notebooks, groceries, meeting notes, and seventeen different interpretations of what everyone supposedly agreed to during the last call.
Perfect for office workers, managers, executives, remote employees, project managers, consultants, HR teams, commuters, corporate survivors, and anyone fluent in the mysterious language of stakeholders, priorities, deliverables, and strategic initiatives. Carry it to work, the coffee shop, bookstore, farmers market, or your next meeting about achieving alignment before the actual work can begin.
It also makes a clever gift for coworkers, managers, bosses, and that colleague who believes no decision should proceed until every stakeholder has been consulted, aligned, realigned, and invited to a follow-up meeting.
Part of the Corporate Vocabulary Collection, Alignment celebrates the wonderfully unnecessary language we invented to make ordinary workplace conversations sound considerably more strategic.
ALIGNMENT
noun
The corporate state achieved when everyone agrees to proceed despite remembering the meeting completely differently.
Carry the bag. Schedule the follow-up. Pretend we’re all on the same page.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
FIRST WE MAKE IT. THEN YOU STALK THE TRACKING.
Every WordSmirk™ item is made to order, which means your new favorite shirt or hoodie doesn’t actually exist yet. You buy it. We make it. Very existential.
Once your item has finished its journey from idea to actual thing you can wear, it ships.
Your shipping time is added on top of the production time and depends on the shipping method you selected at checkout.
So the basic equation is:
Production Time + Your Selected Shipping Time = “WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!”
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Good words take a little time. Great ones come with tracking numbers.
Guessing your size is fun right up until the package arrives.
That’s why we provide a Size Guide on every product page. Simply click “Size Guide” next to the product size options to see the measurements before making any irreversible wardrobe decisions.
Measure yourself. Check the guide. Choose wisely.
Because “I’m pretty sure I’m a medium” is still not a recognized unit of measurement.
And remember: our products are made to order, so this is one of those rare occasions when size really does matter.
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Black, Oyster |
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