{"product_id":"travel-mug-4","title":"Tenebrous Travel Mug – Dark Aesthetic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTenebrous\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(adjective)\u003c\/em\u003e — Dark, shadowy, obscure, or difficult to understand.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasically, \u003cstrong\u003eyour coffee is dark, your humor is darker, and your intentions remain classified.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTenebrous Travel Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who prefer dim rooms, rainy mornings, late-night drives, mysterious destinations, and caffeine strong enough to make eye contact with the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with whatever helps you tolerate people who are \u003cstrong\u003esuspiciously cheerful before 8:00 a.m.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it on gloomy commutes, midnight road trips, foggy mornings, stormy afternoons, or into meetings where you plan to contribute primarily through prolonged, unsettling silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people carry mugs that say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou are not those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour morning beverage should communicate something more appropriate:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Approach carefully. Visibility is limited.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s tenebrous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow fill the mug, stare thoughtfully into the middle distance, and let everyone wonder what you're thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's probably just coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut they don't need to know that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWordSmirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eFind it. Wear it. Smirk accordingly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WordSmirk™","offers":[{"title":"25 oz","offer_id":48235847843991,"sku":"3652170_16440","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"40 oz","offer_id":48235847876759,"sku":"3652170_19514","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2926\/7095\/files\/travel-mug-with-a-handle-white-25-oz-front-6aa00dff31243.jpg?v=1788874291","url":"https:\/\/www.wordsmirk.com\/products\/travel-mug-4","provider":"WordSmirk™ | Obscure Word Shirts, Hoodies \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}