{"product_id":"fuddy-duddy-sweatshirt","title":"Fuddy-Duddy Sweatshirt – Funny Old-Fashioned \u0026 Vintage Humor Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOld-fashioned? Perhaps. Wrong? Absolutely not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eFUDDY-DUDDY\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cem\u003ehopelessly old-fashioned, usually according to people who can’t operate a rotary phone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a nostalgic retro design with plenty of vintage attitude, this sweatshirt is made for old souls, proud traditionalists, retro lovers, and anyone who remembers when things worked perfectly well without an app.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong\u003eVintage Humans Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e — older, wiser, and slightly more annoyed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay comfortable. Keep your standards. Embrace the fuddy-duddy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit\u003cbr\u003e• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WordSmirk™ | Obscure Word Shirts, Hoodies \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48255825379479,"sku":"7964520_5434","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48255825412247,"sku":"7964520_5435","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48255825445015,"sku":"7964520_5436","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48255825477783,"sku":"7964520_5437","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255825510551,"sku":"7964520_5438","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48255825543319,"sku":"7964520_5439","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48255825576087,"sku":"7964520_5440","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48255825608855,"sku":"7964520_5441","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":48255825641623,"sku":"7964520_5490","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":48255825674391,"sku":"7964520_5491","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":48255825707159,"sku":"7964520_5492","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":48255825739927,"sku":"7964520_5493","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255825772695,"sku":"7964520_5494","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48255825805463,"sku":"7964520_10833","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48255825838231,"sku":"7964520_10834","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48255825870999,"sku":"7964520_10835","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48255825903767,"sku":"7964520_10836","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255825936535,"sku":"7964520_10837","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48255825969303,"sku":"7964520_10838","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48255826002071,"sku":"7964520_10839","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":48255826034839,"sku":"7964520_10840","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48255826067607,"sku":"7964520_16870","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48255826100375,"sku":"7964520_16871","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48255826133143,"sku":"7964520_16872","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48255826165911,"sku":"7964520_16873","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255826198679,"sku":"7964520_16874","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48255826231447,"sku":"7964520_16875","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":48255826264215,"sku":"7964520_16882","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":48255826296983,"sku":"7964520_16883","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":48255826329751,"sku":"7964520_16884","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":48255826362519,"sku":"7964520_16885","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255826395287,"sku":"7964520_16886","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48255826428055,"sku":"7964520_16887","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48255826460823,"sku":"7964520_22661","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":48255826493591,"sku":"7964520_22662","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":48255826526359,"sku":"7964520_22642","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":48255826559127,"sku":"7964520_22643","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":48255826591895,"sku":"7964520_22644","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48255826624663,"sku":"7964520_22645","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48255826657431,"sku":"7964520_22646","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48255826690199,"sku":"7964520_22647","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48255826722967,"sku":"7964520_22648","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":48255826755735,"sku":"7964520_22649","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2926\/7095\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-black-front-6aa42ac2c3609.jpg?v=1789143761","url":"https:\/\/www.wordsmirk.com\/products\/fuddy-duddy-sweatshirt","provider":"WordSmirk™ | Obscure Word Shirts, Hoodies \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}